Its A Dog’s Life…

September 9, 2014

In most cities pets are considered part of the family but when they get sick or old people euthanize them.

Some people treat them just like humans. They take them everywhere and when they “put” the animal down, they ask for sympathy. Ha, I am pretty sure you are the one who just paid to have your animal “put down”.

The animal has no choice and I am pretty sure they were right by your side when you have been sick. But you can’t do the same for them?

If you want to “put down” your animal feel free but I am not going to give you any sympathy.

I was going to post this in a more public place but I would offend more people than not I am afraid.

Speaking of pets, my dog Jack, is doing fine. He is just lazy as always.

Living the Dream?

September 5, 2014

Sometimes when I am around a big group of people and say two people are talking and one person says to the other what have you been up to? The other person says sometimes “just living the dream.” The phrase was made popular from the 90’s movie Dazed and Confused about some recent high school graduates and a much older graduate who used the phrase.

I know for a fact that I am not “living the dream” and I am pretty sure most of the people using that saying are like the guy in the video.

While I enjoy where I live and what it offers it isn’t exactly where I thought I would be at this point in my life and honestly, I never really thought much about it. I don’t think I ever had a dream job or something that I wanted to do. Maybe I did? Maybe it has been forgotten All I remember is enjoying writing and well I still do that so I guess I am living the dream?


Football predictions

August 30, 2014

I think Texas will win no more than 7 games. Six is more likely and wouldn’t be surprised if they only won 5. The Cowboys went 0- in preseason which was the first time in over 12 years. I think their record will be close to Texas’ and they play 16 games.

This is the first year for the NCAA four team playoffs. I think it will be Oregon, Fla St, Alabama and UCLA. Ore v FSU in the championship game. As far as the NFL goes I think it will be Denver v Seattle for a rematch.

Despite the college playoffs, there are even more pointless bowls this year. So as long as a team wins 6 games odds are they will go to some meaningless bowl game. Its kind of like high school teams that make the playoffs. Half the teams make them and the rest get participation ribbons.

Money For Nothing…

August 20, 2014

Americans (myself included) are obsessed with all American professional sports. Whether it is a fantasy team or just because we enjoy watching it we make the 20 somethings who play out to be bigger than life.

The MLB, NBA, NFL, etc are billion dollar industries and in each sport when a champion is deemed “world champions” but the rest of the world doesn’t play the sport on a equal level that we do. The one world sport we participate in we are 0-10 in World Cups.

We think nothing about four or five year 100 plus million dollar contracts with ten’s of millions guaranteed. It is a joke to what they are paid and what we pay to see “professional” athletes play a game.


July 11, 2014

Most people have kids now.

On an episode on Last Comic Standing recently there was a joke and I pretty much agree with it. It went something like this “I don’t see why people congratulate people who have babies. Wait until they are older to see how they turned out then congratulate them.”

It was funnier as a joke.

I don’t keep time but five minutes until the next hour all the recreational swimmers have to get out for five minutes. I am able to always do between 3.5 and 3 laps in that 5 minute time. Generally speaking I am very consistent just going off the break times. I do a mile in 40-45 minutes and a mile and a half in around an hour. I will do at least 7 miles a week. If I am taking a day off I will do extra. The most I have done is 8 miles in 7 days. A mile is 26 laps.

The Problem.

June 5, 2014

This explains itself. Give it a listen.



I think we need to make governmental benefits solely for people who are unable to work or have difficulty finding work. People like this person gives people who need benefits a bad name.


May 30, 2014

Yesterday I was in the grocery line and the guy ahead of me was talking to the cashier saying that on Sunday he was working at a house and found a wallet and in it was several thousand dollars. He said that he turned the wallet into the homeowner. The cashier asked Did you get a reward”? The guy was like no instant karma though.

He is a handyman or what he told the cashier at this multimillion dollar house.

There are so many people here and really in the world I guess that subscribe to the whole karma thing. I think it is a joke. Do ”good” and ”good” will happen to you. Hardly. Why not just try and do what is right instead of worrying if the karma gods are out to get you or when they are going to pay you back? Besides, who decides what is ”good” anyway?

To me its just people’s justification for their lives. Oh, it was karma because of this or that.



I was diagnosed with dystonia when I was 13 but I wasn’t classified as “disabled” until decades later.

You see, in order to get on disability you have to get tested to prove you are disabled in governmental setup places (that were dilapidated to say the least) and once they say okay you are disabled they then give you all kinds of stipulations (can’t have more than x money in your banking account, etc, etc but they let you have a car…thanks).

Looking back, I don’t know if it is worth it. You get free medicine but generic medicine is $4 so thanks? and free er visits but I don’t want to waste tax dollars just because I can. I could also qualify for food stamps – which is called something that doesn’t make it sound so “needy” but I again don’t. They allow you a free eye exam every two years and a pair of glasses.

The last glasses I got are the cheapest of the cheap. Like the paint started falling off in months and within a year my lenses were all scratched. I know this because I bought a pair of legitimate glasses not long ago and they pointed out the flaws.

The “insurance” does not pay for my neurologist so I have to pay out of pocket for my yearly visit to get my prescriptions refilled.

The worst thing about being on disability is that the government has their prying eyes on everything you claim (banking account information, where you live and with whom, what your monthly bills are) and they do a follow up phone call every year to make sure everything is the same but they do monthly computerized checks on your account balance.

Some people are glad to be on disability. I am not. Maybe if you were given enough money to live on without some outside help but no. Instead the government spends millions of dollars on sports lawsuits, trying to find a missing airplane in the middle of the ocean and tons of other things.

What I Don’t Like.

May 18, 2014

The following is a list of things I don’t like but are subject to change.

Homer sports fans. Ill go for the opposing team just bc of them.

Politicians/politics. If I wasn’t surrounded by it my interest would be even less. They only care about you in an election year.

People who are obsessed with having a disability. You have a disability big deal. Make it work instead of giving up and complaining about it all the time.

People who get pregnant by a boyfriend and can’t afford to live on their own (they seem to scrape by each month) much less afford a kid.


Stupid tattoos. Band lyrics, quotes, really all. Unless it has a real meaning it is a waste of money.

People who can’t manage their money. Spend it all right? Wrong.

Shelter dog posts on social media. I know if they are not going to get adopted they’ll be killed. No need to go overboard.

Money professional athletes make. Some can’t even do easy math or spelling but yet they have million dollar contracts?

Doctors. Charge too much and try and sell you on “snake oil”

Pot Heads. Granted I don’t associate with many but their excuse is always “I smoke too much to remember” Yay for legalization.

List may be updated.


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